Oh man, what a day.
I got in from that gig (which was very good, the pic below is when Dr Dog was on stage) at about half 1 and then had patchy sleep at best as the new arrival in the bunk above appeared to be prone to some sort of weird epileptic whailing banshee fits in his sleep. Then I was awoken by my sister ringing at 06:15 and that was me then.
My sister was ringing because Claire was stood waiting for me (to take me to Lincolnshire to see how my scooter is behaving) a day early in Manchester Airport. There’s been a bit of a mix up you see, probably 75% my fault as well. This has caused all sorts of complications. The low road would be nice for once!
I went to check out of the hostel about 15 minutes late but there was no one there, so I just dumped the swipe card on their desk. Just as well really as there was a sign up saying “Late checkouts $5, no exceptions”, well there would have had to have been an exception this time round as I only have about 2 and a half bucks remaining (and that’s reserved for a bag of crisps and a bottle of water to last me until my in-flight supper late this evening). Swivel on that New York Loft Hostel.
Annonyingly, this is the only (or one of a couple at best) hostel I’ve stayed at that charges for bag storage for the day you check out, $3. This means I’m spending the day with my North Face Terra 60, that puts a different spin on my care free stroll down the Coney Island promenade. Especially when the weather is what could be described as, ‘el scorchio’.
I can’t wait to have a cash card again, it just causes loads of problems and much hard work without one. It will feel like a real luxury I think when I’ve a couple of the blighters in my wallet again.
I’m in a quandry now as I’ve located the ‘Flight of the Conchords’ apartment in Chinatown (though the address is different from the one I was given, seems to be a running theme of this trip!) but there are 3 grumpy looking Chinamen deep in discussion on the steps where I want to take my happy snaps. I don’t think they would be willing to shift and I doubt they’d understand me if I made the request anyway. Hmm, how long to wait? Well at least I’ve found an unprotected router in the area to leech wifi off in the meantime.
Bloody ‘ell, I reckon these lot are here for life, looks like I’ll have to leave without my pic. Hold on the chatty one has done one, 1 down and 2 to go. And another! Things are looking up, 1 paper reading mudda remaining. This guy is playing hard ball though, it’s like a ‘don’t get piles’ contest.
I give up, this bloke is going to get his sleeping bag out in a minute, he’s got a new mate too now. Story of my day. Chatty grumpster is even back now as well to swell the ranks to 3 once more. Not to be. After nearly 2 hours I’m off to Coney Island somewhat (ok very) disgruntled and with a bit of a sore bottom.
Now I wouldn’t say I’m a patient man but stubborn maybe, so I actually hung around another 10 minutes and to my delight everyone cleared off! I leapt up and asked a fellow mending his bike if he speaks English, I’m not sure why he answered yes as the conversation that followed was probably closer to Esperanto. Anyway I managed to reluctantly get him to agree to take the photo, he didn’t seem to know what was happening but a reasonable snap was the end result. Phew. Just in the nick of time too as the man with steel buttocks must have only nipped to the lav as normal service was resumed by the time I put my camera away. Phew.
Coney Island, that’s a freak show alright. I didn’t stay too long as I’ve no green to spend and a big bloody ruck-sack strapped on to me. I did do a bit of walking on the boardwalk though. The beach is quite nice, is full of people playing volleyball significantly better than me, Simon and the Bristol lads did. The rest of it though is the usual scummy seaside sort of thing.
There was a game called ‘shoot the freak’ which funnily enough caught my attention. Basically you pay for a certain amount of paint balls and then get to shoot them at a particularly unfreaky guy in a helmet holding a board in front of him about 50 metres away. Now if you had an unarmoured John Merrick doing cart-wheels a mere 10 metres away the queue would be round the block. Cruel these New Yorkers.
The only other thing that stood out was some very strange karaoke on the front. These extremely odd people were that horrificly bad that they wouldn’t be out of place in a Pop Idol outtakes show. Some of them would make good targets in shoot the freak ‘n all.
I think this would be a good point to unveil the inaugural Send The Bugger Back post trip review award ceremony extravaganza thingy. Here goes:
HIGH POINT OF TRIP: Vespa ride in Boston was up there, as was the beauty witnessed in Yosemite Park but the winner is going through the Lincoln Tunnel from New York to Jersey with The Sopranos theme music playing.
LOW POINT OF TRIP: Missing flight and cancelling cards in Vegas no question, the butterfly effect has been immense.
FAVOURITE CITY: There’s been quite a few I’ve liked; Boston, NY, Chicago and Portland are up there but the easy winner is San Francisco.
BEST TRAIN TRIP: I had fun on the Texas Eagle, it’s the Californian Zephyr all the way to Denver that gets the nod though.
BEST CAR: Volvo S60, not much competition really.
WORST LEG OF TRIP: That God awful 27 hour bus trip from DC to New Orleans. Shudder.
BEST HOSTEL: I seem to remember the one in Flagstaff ticked all the boxes but I had the most fun in the USA Hostel in San Fran so that shades it.
WORST HOSTEL: The Denver International, no contest. The gaff hasn’t been cleaned since the 70s.
BEST READER: I think Cousin Del takes the most improved player trophy home with him. He’s been a stalwart in the comments box all season, good on him.
Are there any other catergories I should introduce d’ya think?
So, that brings this leg of the journey and this chapter of the blog to a close. But fear not readers (or indeed fear so), I’ll be continuing my adventures across the channel on mainland Europe shortly, hopefully on the back of a Vespa. I’m hoping to leave 2 weeks tomorrow but it is dependent on sorting scooter, bills, bank stuff etc. so watch this space. There will be the odd update posted on my project planning progress and stuff like where I actually plan to go if you feel like dropping in during the next few weeks.
Thanks for coming, it’s been emotional. I’m off to try and grab a few hours pre pond crossing kip in JFK now. Good night and good luck.
Oh, one other thing; at the beginning of the trip I had a few English quid left in Manchester Airport so I bought a couple of scratch cards to get rid of it and then decided not to reveal their secrets until my return. Of course I lost them around 2 months ago. I could have been a contender. Cheerio.
PS Sorry about this but as I’ve not had a chance to upload this monster yet I’ll give you a flight update. I can’t sleep on planes as there’s just too much to do. In my first networked trivia I just broke the all time record apparently (well all time record for the flight anyway) and before that I watched ‘Gran Torino’ and ‘Taken’ and enjoyed both. Right now I’m watching ‘Milk’. Then there’s the nice food they keep shoveling down my throat. I can’t wait for the long-haul flight to Australasia. On the negative side by the time I get to Lincolnshire tonight I will have probably been up for around 36 hours.
Right, really going now. TTFN.













